Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 800 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)
Life after death
Defeat the final boss.
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (175/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 9/18 (150/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (75/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/500 points)
Crush an angry ground creature
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Complete the game.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
